Funny but ridiculous newspaper headlines that actually made it to print

[post_page_title]Happy Purge, guys![/post_page_title]

February 22 of whatever year this was seemed to have been a bad day to exist on the planet, as this newspaper headline informs us of the police’s plan to arrest everyone.

Happy Purge, guys!

We’re not sure where the Norton Police Department is located or how well it’s being funded right now, but this might just be a little too ambitious of a plan, guys. Why don’t you start with arresting criminals, and move on from there? You have to crawl before you run, Norton Police Department.

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