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[post_page_title]A real cow-tastrophe (sorry)[/post_page_title]

Of all the concerns we have in this life – economic, personal or otherwise – we never once stopped to think about the bottom dropping out of the milk market, leading to mass cow layoffs. Now it kind of seems like we should have been… Were cows being paid this entire time?

A real cow-tastrophe (sorry)

Do they have cow IRS and cow W-2s? We feel like we’re in The Matrix and we just took the red pill, only to discover that the real world is governed by cows who apparently have been holding down jobs ever since we domesticated them 10,500 years ago.

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