Funny but ridiculous newspaper headlines that actually made it to print

[post_page_title]By any means necessary[/post_page_title]

We’re sure the Herald-Citizen, the daily newspaper of Upper Cumberland (which seems to be a region in Tennessee), is a fine publication. We’re positive it provides Upper Cumberlandites with the most up-to-date news about whatever’s going on in their area.

By any means necessary

It’s just that on this particular day in July, 2012, front page news consisted of a farmer and his plan to protect his watermelons using a cannon. What is he protecting the watermelons from? And why does he need a cannon to do it? We think the gophers have militarized…

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