[post_page_title]Keep away from fire and heat[/post_page_title]
If you can’t hand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. If you can’t handle the relationship… well, get your best trolling texts ready. When this man’s ex-girlfriend decided to message him out of the blue with the ruse of wanting advice, he was all ready to give her the best advice she could possibly get.
After all, she had gone under the knife so many times her body was 50% plastic, and that would not end well if she was standing by a heater. He was just looking out for her.