Anyone else feel like Sheldon Cooper when it comes to luuuurve? Yes, the thought of love being in the air makes us feel physically sick, and we automatically reach for our disinfectant spray to combat the horrific air that surrounds us. Eugh. As if that wasn’t enough, we also follow in the footsteps of Mary Martin and wash that man right out of our hair with extra strong shampoo. It just has to be done, you know?
Of course, some people would say that we’re emotionless robots, but we prefer the term “Woke AF,” because we know that there are people out there who are ready to break your heart, rip it out of your body, and then stomp on it. Those people soon become exes, but because we are the best things since sliced bread, they always come running back after a while. It seems as though there are some other pretty awesome slices of bread in this packet because these exes tried everything they could to get their former flame back into their lives. Thankfully, those on the receiving end were ready to respond with an ice-cold bucket of trolling to put out any hint of fire…
[post_page_title]An emoji paints a thousand words[/post_page_title]
We all know that a picture paints a thousand words, but in today’s modern day and age, an emoji paints a thousand words. After all, if you can’t say it in emojis, what’s the point in saying it at all?
When this person received the standard “I miss you” text from her ex, they couldn’t help but utilize the power of the laughy-crying-face within their response. Yes, 18 lol-ing emojis would surely be enough to let their ex know that they literally wanted nothing to do with them, but they also decided to send them one simple word that would really make its mark. Bye!