People Who Grasped Their Mistakes Just A Little Too Late

[post_page_title]Starch your engines[/post_page_title]

Well here’s a spoon in a box of knives. All his life he must’ve been convinced people throw potatoes or pasta into their engines to get it going. Maybe he thought horsepower came from the little horses inside the engine pulling the car along and they have an appetite for starchy foods.

Starch your engines

Imagine walking into someone’s car and seeing a giant loaf of garlic bread sitting on the dash and you ask the driver what it’s for, and he looks you dead in the eyes and says “it’s to starch the engine”.

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