We’ve all had one of those days. One of those days where you feel like the lights in your head are on, but no one’s home. It really feels like your brain goes on autopilot for a minute sometimes, and it takes quite some time to “reboot” your mind back into the real world.
The good thing about this temporary mental lapse is that as a result, we often end up saying pretty funny stuff. This list is dedicated to all the people that have been found while failing to reason correctly.
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This is probably someone that works in the hospitality industry. They probably had a long day dealing with a whole hotpot of different kinds of people. Sometimes they just want to unwind and relax, enjoy a bit of the “perks” that come with working in people-centric industries.
Unfortunately, when you combine a tired mind with an appetite after a long day, you tend to get situations like this. In her defense, there was absolutely no reason to make that bar of soap look so chocolatey. In the soap’s defense, chocolate doesn’t smell that clean.
