Hilariously resentful people who are definitely not friends with their exes

[post_page_title]Also, the moon and the stars?[/post_page_title]

The person in this text clearly hasn’t gotten over their ex, and based on this witty reply, they’re getting pretty tired of Paige always trying to get back with them. Finally, they replied, asking if Paige wanted to be the sun in their life.

Also, the moon and the stars?

Their ex was clearly thrilled by the chance to be back in their lives and replied with an excited “yes!”…only to discover that they were being told to keep very, very far away from their ex — to the tune of some 92,935,7000 miles!

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