People Sum-Up Disney Movies And They’re So Bad It’s Good

[post_page_title]Also, he’s a skeleton[/post_page_title]

Jack-of-all-trades, huh? We see what you did there, Explain A Movie Plot Badly. Our old pal Jack Skellington isn’t actually that – rather, he has a very particular set of skills – but the rest of it works.

Also, he’s a skeleton

Thinking about him as a seasonal worker had us cracking up, because it makes it sound like he’s running the Vomit Comet at the local state fair or something. Instead of going to work at Circuit City like everybody else, Jack decides he’ll take over for Santa Clause. Hey, no guts, no glory, right?

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