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[post_page_title]Statuesque face[/post_page_title]

This gentleman was clearly proud of his features. With a chiseled jaw, sculpted nose, carved lips, and even a hewn forehead, he turned his modeled face to the profile angle for his “roast me” picture.

Statuesque face

He kept his marbled chin up, but unfortunately roasters saw in him not Michalangelo, but Easter Island. Specifically, the sort of “taken for granite” face only an irritable and chronically frustrated squid living at the bottom of the sea could love…

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