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[post_page_title]Hedge(hog) your bets[/post_page_title]

Look, you might think that it’s insulting to compare a person to Sonic the Hedgehog, but can you run at supersonic speeds? Are you spiky and blue? Have you managed to collect all seven Chaos Emeralds?

Hedge(hog) your bets

We didn’t think so. When you’ve managed to save a whole host of friendly woodland critters from an evil scientist that looks suspiciously like an egg, then you can criticize people for their aesthetic choices. Until then, be quiet and eat your chili dogs.

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