[post_page_title]A cut above the nest[/post_page_title]
This roast has a lot going on. First of all, that hairline joke is as brutal as it gets – and is only made worse by the pitch-perfect delivery. Secondly, we have to wonder why this person is dressed like a fifty-year-old from 1990 – it wasn’t a look then, and it isn’t a look now.

Most of all, we take umbrage with the fact that this was posted to r/roastme, when it was clearly meant for r/roostme. This person isn’t looking to get dragged, they’re looking to buy some chickens.
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